Curse

DraieGardo · Jul 01, 2005, 07:27 PM // 19:27

http://www.bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Lo! Who is that, skulking on the tundra! It is Draie Gardo, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He bellows homicidally:

"I'm going to punch you until you spontaneously degenerate, and launch you into deep space!!"

Mistress Eyahl · Jul 01, 2005, 07:31 PM // 19:31

Rampaging on the tarmac, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Sir! And she gives a spectacular grunt:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!"

Neat.. I always liked Norse Mythology

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Real name:

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the steppes! It is Jenny Penny, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a booming grunt, her voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, skulls will be ****ed for Satan!!!"

Principa Discordia · Jul 01, 2005, 07:33 PM // 19:33

"Log out and uninstall the game before you embarrass yourself!"

Okay, according to the website my new battle cry is: -

Stalking across the tarmac, wielding a mighty sword, cometh Principa Discordia! And she gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to smack you until you pee fire!!!"

Madjik · Jul 01, 2005, 07:53 PM // 19:53

Sprinting out of the wasteland, attacking with a bladed baseball bat, cometh Madjik! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I pillage with reckless abandon!"

Ok, that was good. Laughed so hard I nearly cried.
Ohhh i likes it. I likes it alot.

Heres my other name:

Stalking amidst the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh Valmythra! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"

Mistress Eyahl · Jul 01, 2005, 07:54 PM // 19:54

Who is that, striding out of the terrain! It is Tony Blair, hands clutching a burning branch! He cries thunderously:

"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!!"

Lampshade · Jul 01, 2005, 07:58 PM // 19:58

Usually LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOY JEEENKINS!! (Ya I know its corny but it has a good ring to it)

That or King Theodens cry in the LOTR: Return of the King.

A11Eur0 · Jul 01, 2005, 07:59 PM // 19:59

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding along the fields! It is Stephen Hammerfist, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I sow darkness and discord like a sentient bulldozer!!"

2 hardened pitas, ahahahahaha, that's some dangerous stuff right there.

Kaleido Katie · Jul 01, 2005, 08:05 PM // 20:05

Sprinting along the hotel lobby, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Katie! And she gives a cruel scream:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I feel like chicken tonight!!!"

...least I have chicken.

Lampshade · Jul 01, 2005, 08:08 PM // 20:08

Better yet what do you say when you are lying on the ground dead.

in the wise words of Leeroy "At least I got chicken"

Mariena Feladon · Jul 01, 2005, 08:34 PM // 20:34

Who is that, skulking amidst the hotel lobby! It is Mariena, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She cries gutterally:

"In the name of malice, no flesh shall be spared!"

Prince Daniel · Jul 01, 2005, 08:45 PM // 20:45

CHARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EE!

OR,

THEY HAVE BREACHED THE WALLS! (particularly affective if there is no walls in sight)

OR

REQUEST PERMISSION TO CHARGE AND GIVE THEM A JOLLY GOOD BEATING, SIR!

Nessa · Jul 01, 2005, 09:25 PM // 21:25

Rampaging over the candy store, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Majikalfae! And she gives a gutteral grunt:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking through the fields! It is Vanessa, hands clutching a meaty axe! She roars vengefully:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I desecrate with reckless abandon!!"

saweet.. greek mythos...

midnyte13 · Jul 01, 2005, 09:29 PM // 21:29

"Run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!!!!

Aloren · Jul 01, 2005, 09:35 PM // 21:35

Running on the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Aloren Mournbringer! And he gives a low bellow:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!"

lol

Dreamsmith · Jul 01, 2005, 09:36 PM // 21:36

I'm kind of partial to the battlecry of Nigel the Barbarian, "Erm, excuse me." (From Terry Pratchett's Sourcery.)

Although I also like the Tick's sidekick Arthur's battlecry, "Not in the face! Not in the face!"

But, personally, I almost invariably use this battlecry:

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

DaRhino · Jul 01, 2005, 09:43 PM // 21:43

Hark! Who is that, running along the tarmac! It is Graeme Williams, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He roars homicidally:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I plunder with God on my side!"

or

Hark! Who is that, striding out of the tarmac! It is Random Integer, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries thunderously:

"I'm going to bludgeon you all the way to Wackersdorf, and launch you into deep space!!!"

or

Yea, verily: Who is that, running along the freeway! It is Sardaukar Bowmaster, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a bloodthirsty cry, his voice cometh:

"Hail the blood-letting! I lay waste to the landscape with reckless abandon!"

I like this site.

Swampgirl Inez · Jul 01, 2005, 09:50 PM // 21:50

Rampaging over the plains, carrying gilded boxing gloves, cometh Swampgirl Inez! And she gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to bludgeon you with such zeal, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

I like it. On a side note, in SWG, I macroed my /taunt to say "Your mother wears combat boots!" and "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Lord Aegis · Jul 01, 2005, 09:53 PM // 21:53

My battlecry, as well as my friends is "Eeeeeebalak!!" It's more or less an inside joke.

Lord Weevil · Jul 01, 2005, 10:00 PM // 22:00

Skulking out of the icy wasteland, wielding a burning branch, cometh Lord Weevil! And he gives a booming scream:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I slice through beating hearts until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

ManadartheHealer · Jul 01, 2005, 11:30 PM // 23:30

Who is that, striding through the steppes! It is Manadar The Healer, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I carve into flesh until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"

That seems especially good for me, considering my character is a monk